[ Uh huh.

He can't help but look over at that careless remark, one eyebrow raising. ]

I didn't realize you were such a tail expert.

[ Or a..... man expert? Has this guy ever dated a single person in his life. Actually, is that why he's here drinking his sorrows away, because he'd just gotten dumped by someone? Eustace leans back just a little, voice turning clipped. ]

I'm not interested in being your rebound, if that's what you're implying.

[ Sorry but you are not his type, according to this giant character survey that I've now filled out. ]