[ Emet-Selch folds his arms, looks off, and quirks his lips into a skeptical tilt. Even though he has publicly offered to teach anyone who asks, he can't help but give anyone who asks a hard time. At least tease them a little. What fun would there be otherwise? ]

Hm...? I don't recall volunteering to make you a curriculum.

[ The upbeat tone of his voice indicates he's joking, but at the same time there is no way he's going to sit down and personally pen something so readily ignored. ]